Wednesday, January 21, 2009

From the Internets

This was sent to me on an e-mail list serve today. The sender did not know the origin, so cheers to the unidentified wit:

Dear World:

We, the United States of America , your top quality
supplier of the ideals of liberty and democracy,
would like to apologize for our 2001-2008 interruption
in service. The technical fault that led to this eight-
year service outage has been located, and the software
responsible was replaced November 4. Early tests of
the newly installed program indicate that we are now
operating correctly, and we expect it to be fully
functional on January 20. We apologize for any
inconvenience caused by the outage. We look forward
to resuming full service and hope to improve in
years to come. We thank you for your patience and
understanding.

Sincerely,
The United States of America

2 comments:

Nuzzling Muzzles said...

I love it. It sums up how I've been feeling.

deserthorses5 said...

How true, how true!