Elements of Stupidity

As if all things in the universe sometimes are in sync, my good friend Melinda Snodgrass sent this out. It helps explain some elements contributing to the Bush Administration Criminals. I don't know who sent it to her, and I don't know who wrote it originally, so if I am violating anyone's copyright (and there are enough words for it to be protected,) I'll pull it down:

> > NEW ELEMENT "W" DISCOVERED

> >

> > A major research institution (probably funded by

a government subsidy)

> > has just announced the discovery of the densest

element yet known to

> > science. The new element has been named "

Bushcronium". Bushcronium

> > has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75

deputy neutrons, and 224

> > assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an

> > atomic mass of 311.

> >

> > These particles are held together by dark forces

called morons, which

> > are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like

particles called

> > peons. The symbol for Bushcronium is "W".

Bushcronium' s mass actually

> > increases over time, as morons randomly interact

with various elements

> > in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy

neutrons in a

> > Bushcronium molecule, forming isodopes.

> >

> > This characteristic of moron-promotion leads

some scientists to

> > believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever

morons reach a certain

> > quantity in concentration. This hypothetical

quantity is referred to

> > as "Critical Morass".

> >

> > When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates

Foxnewsium, an

> > element that radiates orders of magnitude more

energy, albeit as

> > incoherent noise, since it has 1/2 as many peons

but twice as many

> > morons.

> >

> > Correction: Actually...W is already taken for

Tungsten...so... I would

> > suggest the symbol be "Du" for "Dubya"

> >

> > The "nucular" reaction alluded to below where Du

combines with

> > Foxnewsium (Fx) when bombarded by a moron beam

yields: Du + m (morons)

> > + Fx = DumFx which is sometimes phonetically

pronounced to describe

> > the nature of the isodope produced.

> >